Correct typos noted by Mike Long; PR#1654.

3 files changed, 6 insertions, 6 deletions

diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 2f697571..395f1741 100644
--- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -8536,7 +8536,7 @@ carts.
 		-- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friends"
 %
 Magpie, n.:
-	A bird whose theivish disposition suggested to someone that it
+	A bird whose thievish disposition suggested to someone that it
 might be taught to talk.
 		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 %
@@ -8614,9 +8614,9 @@ is an enemy.
 %
 Man, n.:
 	An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks
-e is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.  His hief
-occupation is extermination of other animals and his own pecies, which,
-however, multiplies with such insistent apidity as to infest the whole
+he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.  His chief
+occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which,
+however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole
 habitable earth and Canada.
 		-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 %
diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
index 60d62e51..ab291048 100644
--- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
@@ -1041,7 +1041,7 @@ Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.
 %
 Occident, n.:
 	The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient.  It
-is largely inhabited by Christians, powerful sub-tribe of the
+is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful sub-tribe of the
 Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which
 they are pleased to call "war" and "commerce."  These, also, are the
 principal industries of the Orient.
diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
index d4d29717..64c4b7b2 100644
--- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
@@ -1032,7 +1032,7 @@ program.
 conference and then returned to report to his manager, saying: "What sort
 of programmers work for other companies?  They behaved badly and were
 unconcerned with appearances. Their hair was long and unkempt and their
-clothes were wrinkled and old. They crashed out hospitality suites and they
+clothes were wrinkled and old. They crashed our hospitality suites and they
 made rude noises during my presentation."
 	The manager said: "I should have never sent you to the conference.
 Those programmers live beyond the physical world.  They consider life absurd,