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-rw-r--r-- | fortune/datfiles/fortunes | 10 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 | 3 | ||||
-rw-r--r-- | fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real | 8 |
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diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes index c52593e3..b361177d 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes @@ -16210,3 +16210,13 @@ A. Call the copse. % A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone. -- Jo Godwin +% +Give a man a 0day and he'll have access for a day, teach a man to phish +and he'll have access for life. +-- the grugq +% +Information wants to be free and also extremely difficult to use. +-- An ancient open source proverb +% +I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. +-- Mitch Hedberg diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 index 89a87aed..b16f66a7 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 @@ -37949,9 +37949,6 @@ I'm schizophrenic, Rotten wood cannot be carved. -- Confucius, "Analects", Book 5, Ch. 9 % -Roumanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler. - -- Zero Mostel -% Round Numbers are always false. -- Samuel Johnson % diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real index 4c05864b..e62ab964 100644 --- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real +++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o.real @@ -3448,10 +3448,6 @@ A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfort % -A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive -little thing -- tender, sweet, and stupid. - -- Adolf Hitler -% A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. It takes an abundance of imagination, to be sure. -- Karl Kraus, "Die Fackel" @@ -13827,7 +13823,3 @@ To a couple of truckers from Erie P.A., Zippity doo dah, zippity ay. -- John Valby % -A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top -of everything else, I had a woman who interfered with my work. - -- Adolf Hitler -% |