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@@ -16244,3 +16244,12 @@ Rule 1 of cryptanalysis: check for plaintext.
Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is
writing it down.
-- Adam Savage
+%
+ THE PURPLE COW Confession: and a Portrait, Too,
+Reflections on a Mythic Beast, Upon a Background that I Rue!
+ Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least.
+ Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow"--
+I never saw a Purple Cow; I'm sorry, now, I wrote it!
+ I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow,
+But I can tell you, anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!
+ I'd rather see than be one. -- Gelett Burgess