2 files changed, 9 insertions, 12 deletions
diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 5db8839b..fc311e83 100644
--- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -13216,11 +13216,11 @@ something badly enough, you can always go to Iceland and get it from
 the Russians.
 		-- Marshall Brickman, Playboy, April, 1973
 %
-		The STAR WARS Song
+	     "Yoda", by "Weird Al" Yankovic;
 	Sung to the tune of "Lola", by the Kinks:
 
 I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
-Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda
+Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
 	S-O-D-A soda
 I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
 I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
diff --git a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
index 953e4f80..cf8c12ce 100644
--- a/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
+++ b/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2
@@ -26128,12 +26128,8 @@ this was for practice; then he made school boards.
 In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
 the proper order then why can't he?
 %
-In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
-the proper order then why can't he?
-
-
 I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
-Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda
+Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
 	S-O-D-A soda
 I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
 I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
@@ -26145,7 +26141,7 @@ A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green
 Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
 How he can raise me in the air just by raising his hand
 	Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
-		-- The STAR WARS Song, to "Lola", by the Kinks
+		-- "Yoda" by "Weird Al" Yankovic, to "Lola", by the Kinks
 %
 In the future, there will be fewer but better Russians.
 		-- Joseph Stalin
@@ -41229,10 +41225,11 @@ The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that
 carries any reward.
 		-- John Maynard Keynes
 %
-The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn,
-Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn,
-And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone,
-	It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
+The bank called me up and told me I'm overdrawn,
+Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on my front lawn,
+And I can't believe it, all the Cheetos are gone,
+	It's just, just one of those, one of those days,
+	Just one of those, one of those days
 		-- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Days"
 %
 The bank sent our statement this morning,